Funguy paces back and forth while performing a speech to his comrades.
chorus fruit. a bizarre, alien specimen that we have discovered in these purple fields.
although some of us are new to this island continent, and others here are natives, we are all unified by our mutual uncertainty regarding these peculier, chunky trees.
NEVER SAW PLANTS LIKE THIS BACK IN THE CITY!
WAIT, THERE WERE NO PLANTS THERE TO BEGIN WITH.
my gut feeling is that this "fruit" is unsafe for human, or catperson, consumption. even when enchanted, the "w33d" prompts a strange high in those who ingest it by smoke.
i had some funny dreams after smoking it hehe
that being said, i am beckoned to study it. the research of this fruit, its properties with and without enchantment, and how it affects us. it gives me... purpose. i need to further my understanding of this... stuff.
as such, i have elected you both to assist me with this project.
why not june. are u intimidated
she's busy looting and hiding the bodies of the Papermaker grunts from the other day. i didn't want to bother her.
lol ok funny guy
i... fuckin, wingus. i need you to cut down a lot of these trees. and i mean a lot. we're going to have a lot of testing in the coming days.
ok but what do i get in return for this deforestation
i'll let you smoke it if you do.
PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP THE ECOSYSTEM.
look i know you like nature and trees and shit but this stuff is obviously not natural
wingus is right. chorus is not unsimilar to a disease. it plagues these lands.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! BUT IF IT TURNS OUT WE'RE FUCKING UP THE ENVIRONMENT BY DOING THIS, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH.
haha do try